Ten Stupidest Songs of Fall 2010

Here I am again, writing my infamous list of stupid songs. Why? Because it's fun, and because these songs are the epitome of awful. Enjoy(:

1) Teenage Dream by Katy Perry
NO ONE has EVER lived the teenage dream. That's part of being a TEENAGER.

2) Take It Off by Ke$ha
Ugh! Ke$ha!!! Why do I always find you on this list? "There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around, it's a hole in the wall, it's a dirty free for all." Are you talking about your concerts, Ke$ha??

3) 143 by Ray J feat. Bobby Brackins
"143, I lalalalove you." GENIUS lyrics. "See me at the club, say I love you." This would be an accepted song in this society, but I can't listen to it without feeling weird inside because Bobby sounds like he is fourteen! I will give him kuddo's though, I have never seen a fourteen year old with dreads and grills.

4) Misery by Maroon 5
I loved this song until I saw the video. Come on, Adam. Your girlfriend is a frrrreak. "I am in misery, there 'aint nobody who can comfort me." I would be, too, if I had to film a music video with that lady.

5) Your Love by Nicki Minaj
"Shawty, I'm only tell you this once, you the illest." When the word "sick" came back to mean cool or awesome, I accepted it and might have even used it a couple of times. But "illest?" That's too much.

6) La la la by Auburn feat. Iyaz
This beat is the illest! Hahah, just kidding. It's pretty cool, but "la" can only be used so much in three minutes.

7) Who Owns My Heart by Miley Cyrus
"Who owns my heart? Is it love or is it art? 'Cause the way you got your body movin', it's got me confused, and I can't tell if it's the beat or sparks." It's probably the CRACK. "And I feel you comin' through my veins, am I into you, or is the music too plain?" Please don't sing songs about your drunk nights at nightclubs that you're TOO YOUNG TO GET INTO. Hahaha.
And do you know what a mafia is? Just wondering.

8) I Like It by Enrique Iglesias feat. Pitbull
Pitbull, I don't ever understand anything you say!!!! If my grandma ever met you, she'd hit you with her purse and tell you to "enunciate."

9) Bottoms Up by Trey Songz feat. Nicki Minaj
"It's Mr. Steal Your Girl." Enough said.

10) Bulletproof by La Roux
La Roux, I can't see your eyebrows. Which scares me. And this song sounds like it was made on garage band.

Congratulations to Ke$ha!! You were only on the list ONCE! You are improving(: