Stupidest Songs of Summer '10 (so far...)

Top Ten Stupidest songs of 2010:

1) Dirty Picture by Taio Cruz feat. Ke$ha
"Whenever you are gone, I just wanna be with ya. Please don't get me wrong, I just wanna see a picture." Have fun in jail, Taio Cruz.
2) Rude Boy by Rihanna
Come on rude boy boy boy! Whenever this song comes on on the radio, I turn the station immediately. This song is annoying and just hearing the lyrics makes me feel dirty. If this song wasn't overplayed by every radio station in the world, it would still be an awful song.
3) Kiss and Tell by Justin Bieber
"Just keep it quiet, keep it on the hush and what we do keep it just between us, I don't want to see a tweet about JB, cause the only people that should know is you and me" and "Don't tell your homies, don't tell you mama, don't tell your girlfriend, that'll start some drama, stay off that facebook, I'll treat you real good, you keep this private, and you can get what I get"... Ha ha. How is this even a song?
4) My First Kiss by 3oh!3 feat. Ke$ha
You know you're running out of ideas when you have lyrics that say, "My first kiss went a little like this: muah."
5) Can't Be Tamed by Miley Cyrus
Miley's "coming of age" song has a really awesome beat and semi-okay lyrics. But your idea about this song is completely shattered when you see the music video. Miley rubbing up on boys and girls is definitely not something I want to see. Something else I don't want to see? That would be Miley pole dancing with wings.
6) California Gurls by Katy Perry feat. Snoop Dogg
I think I would be okay with this song if it was "Arizona Girls", or if "Gurls" was spelled correctly. But neither of those things are happening anytime soon, unfortunately. How old are you Snoop Dogg? Like 60? Don't you think it's time for you to stop "rapping" (if you can call it that) about squeezing buns???
7) Your Love Is My Drug by Ke$ha
I recently heard someone say, "Umm, Ke$ha, "love" isn't the only drug your on..." I laughed.:) But it's true... Now I have a question: Why is there a dollar sign in the middle of you name? And since when does '$' sound like 's'? How about you use that dollar sign to buy some new clothes. And this isn't a "song". Usually "song" implies singing.
8) Bed Rock by Young Money
Everyone is always singing this song. When it comes on in the basketball van (which it usually does), everyone sings along. If you can't sing a song to your grandma, you probably shouldn't be singing it. And if you can sing this song to your grandma, I'm worried.
9) Cooler Than Me by Mike Posner
The problem I have with this song, is that is gets stuck in my head, and then I sound stupid singing, "I used up all of my tricks, I hope that you like this. But you probably won't, you think you cooler than me." The beat and his voice are really great together. But the lyrics!! Ugh!
10) Rock That Body by Black Eyed Peas
Black Eyed Peas, I think you are running out of ideas. Or people? Cause Fergie's computerized voice gives me a headache! How can you rock your body when you have a headache?

This is my list of awful songs. Congratulations to Ke$ha for being on here multiple times!